前言

什么是伪春菜?请看这里
作为一个早在xp时代就出现的桌面精灵,伪春菜有了爆火的人气
后来不知道什么时候开始在国内由盛转衰,直到现在我对这个圈子少之又少
我自己也下载了ssp并且应用了后来某位大佬复活的Taromati2人格

某次我逛逛某个博客站点时发现有个站点将伪春菜当成了看板娘
就去去搜了一下,得到的结果是:http://www.lmyoaoa.com/inn/archives/4504/
又因为这玩意已经很久没更新,所以我将这个的js、css和图片提取出来,然后魔改了一下,方便放在hexo里面
废话不多说,开始吧!

引入js和css

{blogroot}/source/weichuncai/css/style.css

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#smchuncai {opacity:0.85;width:160px;height:160px;position:fixed;top:400px;left:800px;font-size:12px;}
* html #smchuncai {position:absolute;}
#chuncaiface {width:160px;height:160px;background-repeat:no-repeat;position:absolute;top:0px;left:0px;}
/*#chuncaimenu {width:46px;line-height:16px;float:left;font-size:12px;cursor:pointer;background-color:#666;color:#FFF;text-align:center;}*/
#showchuncaimenu {float:left;text-align:left;width:100%;overflow:hidden;display:none;}
/*#showchuncaimenu ul, */#tempsaying ul {margin:1px 0px 0px 0px;padding:0px 0px 0px 5px;float:left;width:100%;line-height:16px;cursor:pointer;overflow:hidden;}
.wcc_mlist {text-align:center;width:47%;float:left;line-height:16px;margin:0;padding:0px 0px 4px 0px;cursor:pointer;overflow:hidden;}
#tempsaying ul {width:96%;}
#callchuncai {position:fixed;width:60px;line-height:16px;cursor:pointer;display:none;font-size:12px;border:1px solid #e87a73;background-color:#FFF;}
* html #callchuncai {position:absolute;}
#dialog_chat {position:absolute;top:0px;left:-205px;width:200px;line-height:23px;text-align:left;}
#dialog_chat_loading {width:200px;height:30px;background:url("../imgs/loading.gif") no-repeat center center;display:none;}
#chat_top {float:left;width:200px;height:5px;overflow:hidden;background:url("../imgs/chat_top.gif") no-repeat;}
#dialog_chat_contents, #chuncaisaying, #getmenu, #tempsaying {float:left;margin:0;padding-left:0px;width:198px;line-height:23px;background-color:#ffffee;}
#getmenu, #tempsaying,#chuncaisaying {padding:0px 0px 0px 2px; width:196px;}
#dialog_chat_contents {width:198px;border-left:1px solid #e87a73;border-right:1px solid #e87a73;}
#chat_bottom {width:200px;height:10px;float:left;background:url("../imgs/chat_bottom.gif") no-repeat;}
#chat_top, #chat_bottom {}
#tempsaying, #hiddenfaces {display:none;}
#getmenu {width:95%;height:16px;margin:0;padding:0;cursor:pointer;background:url("../imgs/menu.jpg") no-repeat top right;}
#addinput {width:240px;height:20px;position:absolute;top:150px;left:-260px;border:1px solid #888;background-color:#FFF;padding-top:2px;overflow:hidden;display:none;}
#inp_l {float:left;width:220px;height:20px;}
#inp_r {float:right;width:20px;height:20px;font-size:12px;text-align:center;cursor:pointer;}
#talk {border:none;float:left;width:180px;height:16px;}
#talkto {float:left;border:none;width:30px;height:16px;background:url("../imgs/ok.jpg");cursor:pointer;}

{blogroot}/source/weichuncai/js/common.js
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var smjq = jQuery;
var _typei = 0;
var weichuncai_text = '';
smjq(document).ready(function(){
var getwidth = getCookie("historywidth");
var getheight = getCookie("historyheight");
if(getwidth != null && getheight != null){
var width = getwidth;
var height = getheight;
}else{
var width = document.documentElement.clientWidth- 200 - imagewidth;
var height = document.documentElement.clientHeight- 180 - imageheight;
}

var cwidth = document.documentElement.clientWidth-100;
var cheight = document.documentElement.clientHeight-20;
//var height = document.body.clientHeight-200;
var moveX = 0;
var moveY = 0;
var moveTop = 0;
var moveLeft = 0;
var moveable = false;
var docMouseMoveEvent = document.onmousemove;
var docMouseUpEvent = document.onmouseup;

smjq("body").append('<div id="smchuncai" onfocus="this.blur();" style="color:#626262;z-index:999;"><div id="chuncaiface"></div><div id="dialog_chat"><div id="chat_top"></div><div id="dialog_chat_contents"><div id="dialog_chat_loading"></div><div id="tempsaying"></div><div id="showchuncaimenu"><ul class="wcc_mlist" id="shownotice">显示公告</ul><ul class="wcc_mlist" id="chatTochuncai">聊&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;天</ul><ul class="wcc_mlist" id="foods">吃 零 食</ul><ul class="wcc_mlist" id="aboutmanage">关&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;于</ul><ul class="wcc_mlist" id="lifetimechuncai">生存时间</ul><ul class="wcc_mlist" id="closechuncai">关闭春菜</ul></div><div><ul id="chuncaisaying"></ul></div><div id="getmenu"> </div></div><div id="chat_bottom"></div></div></div>');
smjq("#smchuncai").append('<div id="addinput"><div id="inp_l"><input id="talk" type="text" name="mastersay" value="" /> <input id="talkto" type="button" value=" " /></div><div id="inp_r"> X </div></div>');
smjq("body").append('<div id="callchuncai">召唤春菜</div>');
//判断春菜是否处于隐藏状态
var is_closechuncai = getCookie("is_closechuncai");
if(is_closechuncai == 'close'){
closechuncai_init();
}
//设置初始状态
getdata("getnotice");
setFace(1);

smjq("#smchuncai").css('left', width+'px');
smjq("#smchuncai").css('top', height+'px');
smjq("#smchuncai").css('width', imagewidth+'px');
smjq("#smchuncai").css('height', imageheight+'px');
smjq("#callchuncai").attr("style", "top:"+cheight+"px; left:"+cwidth+"px; text-align:center;");

smcc = document.getElementById("smchuncai");
smcc.onmousedown = function(){
var ent = getEvent();
moveable = true;
moveX = ent.clientX;
moveY = ent.clientY;
var obj = document.getElementById("smchuncai");
moveTop = parseInt(obj.style.top);
moveLeft = parseInt(obj.style.left);
if(isFirefox=navigator.userAgent.indexOf("Firefox")>0){
window.getSelection().removeAllRanges();
}
document.onmousemove = function(){
if(moveable){
var ent = getEvent();
var x = moveLeft + ent.clientX - moveX;
var y = moveTop + ent.clientY - moveY;
var w = 200;
var h = 200; //w,h为浮层宽高
obj.style.left = x + "px";
obj.style.top = y + "px";
}
};
document.onmouseup = function(){
if(moveable){
var historywidth = obj.style.left;
var historyheight = obj.style.top;
historywidth = historywidth.replace('px', '');
historyheight = historyheight.replace('px', '');
setCookie("historywidth", historywidth, 60*60*24*30*1000);
setCookie("historyheight", historyheight, 60*60*24*30*1000);
document.onmousemove = docMouseMoveEvent;
document.onmouseup = docMouseUpEvent;
moveable = false;
moveX = 0;
moveY = 0;
moveTop = 0;
moveLeft = 0;
}
}
};
smjq("#getmenu").click(function(){
chuncaiMenu();
setFace(1);
});
smjq("#shownotice").click(function(){
getdata("getnotice");
setFace(1);
});
smjq("#closechuncai").click(function(){
setFace(3);
closechuncai();
});
smjq("#callchuncai").click(function(){
setFace(2);
callchuncai();
setCookie("is_closechuncai", '', 60*60*24*30*1000);
});
smjq("#shownotice").click(function(){
setFace(1);
closeChuncaiMenu();
});
smjq("#lifetimechuncai").click(function(){
closeChuncaiMenu();
closeNotice();
setFace(2);
getdata('showlifetime');
});
smjq("#chatTochuncai").click(function(){
showInput();
});
smjq("#inp_r").click(function(){
closeInput();
chuncaiSay('不聊天了吗?(→_→)');
setFace(3);
});
smjq("#talkto").click(function(){
getdata("talking");
});
smjq("#aboutmanage").click(function(){
closeChuncaiMenu();
closeNotice();
smjq("#getmenu").css("display", "none");
chuncaiSay("你想了解我主人?跟我来吧~~~");
setFace(2);
setTimeout(function(){
window.location.href = _about_path ;
}, 2000);
});
smjq("#foods").click(function(){
closeChuncaiMenu();
closeNotice();
getdata("foods");
});
/* smjq("#showchuncaimenu").hover(function(){
},function(){
smjq("#showchuncaimenu").slideUp('slow').show();
});*/
document.onmousemove = function(){
stoptime();
tol = 0;
setTime();
//chuncaiSay("啊,野生的主人出现了! ~~~O口O");
}
talkSelf(talktime);
document.getElementById("smchuncai").onmouseover = function(){
if(talkobj){
clearTimeout(talkobj);
}
talktime = 0;
talkSelf(talktime);
}
});

function getEvent() {
return window.event || arguments.callee.caller.arguments[0];
}

var eattimes = 0;
function eatfood(obj){
var gettimes = getCookie("eattimes");
if(parseInt(gettimes) > parseInt(9)){
chuncaiSay("主人是个大混蛋!!");
setFace(3);
closechuncai_evil();
}else if(parseInt(gettimes) > parseInt(7)){
chuncaiSay(".....................肚子要炸了,死也不要再吃了~~!!!TAT");
setFace(3);
}else if(parseInt(gettimes) == parseInt(5)){
chuncaiSay("我已经吃饱了,不要再吃啦......");
setFace(3);
}else if(parseInt(gettimes) == parseInt(3)){
chuncaiSay("多谢款待,我吃饱啦~~~ ╰( ̄▽ ̄)╭");
setFace(2);
}else{
var id = obj.replace("f",'');
getdata('eatsay', id);
}
eattimes++;
setCookie("eattimes", eattimes, 60*10*1000);
}
function chuncaiMenu(){
//smjq("#showchuncaimenu").slideDown('fast').show();
clearChuncaiSay();
closeInput();
chuncaiSay("准备做什么呢?");
smjq("#showchuncaimenu").css("display", "block");
smjq("#getmenu").css("display", "none");
smjq("#chuncaisaying").css("display", "none");
}
function closeChuncaiMenu(){
clearChuncaiSay();
smjq("#showchuncaimenu").css("display", "none");
//smjq("#chuncaisaying").css("display", "block");
showNotice();
smjq("#getmenu").css("display", "block");
}
function showNotice(){
smjq("#chuncaisaying").css("display", "block");
}
function closechuncai(){
stopTalkSelf();
chuncaiSay("记得再叫我出来哦...");
smjq("#showchuncaimenu").css("display", "none");
setTimeout(function(){
smjq("#smchuncai").fadeOut(1200);
smjq("#callchuncai").css("display", "block");}, 2000);
//保存关闭状态的春菜
setCookie("is_closechuncai", 'close', 60*60*24*30*1000);
}
function closechuncai_evil(){
stopTalkSelf();
smjq("#showchuncaimenu").css("display", "none");
setTimeout(function(){
smjq("#smchuncai").fadeOut(1200);
smjq("#callchuncai").css("display", "block");}, 2000);
}
function closechuncai_init(){
stopTalkSelf();
smjq("#showchuncaimenu").css("display", "none");
setTimeout(function(){
smjq("#smchuncai").css("display", "none");
smjq("#callchuncai").css("display", "block");}, 30);
}
function callchuncai(){
talkSelf(talktime);
smjq("#smchuncai").fadeIn('normal');
smjq("#callchuncai").css("display", "none");
closeChuncaiMenu();
closeNotice();
chuncaiSay("我回来啦~");
setCookie("is_closechuncai", '', 60*60*24*30*1000);
}

function chuncaiSay(s){
clearChuncaiSay();
smjq("#tempsaying").append(s);
smjq("#tempsaying").css("display", "block");
weichuncai_text = s;
typeWords();
}
function clearChuncaiSay(){
document.getElementById("tempsaying").innerHTML = '';
}
function closeNotice(){
smjq("#chuncaisaying").css("display", "none");
}
function showInput(){
closeChuncaiMenu();
closeNotice();
chuncaiSay("............?");
//setFace(1);
smjq("#addinput").css("display", "block");
}
function closeInput(){
setFace(3);
smjq("#addinput").css("display", "none");
}
function clearInput(){
document.getElementById("talk").value = '';
}
function createFace(a, b, c){
smjq("head").append('<div id="hiddenfaces"><img id="hf1" src="'+a+'" /><img id="hf2" src="'+b+'" /><img id="hf3" src="'+c+'" /></div>');
setFace(1);
}
function setFace(num){
obj = document.getElementById("hf"+num).src;
smjq("#chuncaiface").attr("style", "background:url("+obj+") no-repeat scroll 50% 0% transparent; width:"+imagewidth+"px;height:"+imageheight+"px;");
}
function getdata(el, id){
smjq.ajax({
type: 'GET',
url: _weichuncai_jsonpath,
cache: 'false',
dataType: 'html',
contentType: 'application/json; charset=utf8',
beforeSend: function(){
//smjq("#dialog_chat").fadeOut("normal");
smjq("#tempsaying").css('display', "none");
smjq("#dialog_chat_loading").fadeIn("normal");
},
success: function(data){
smjq("#dialog_chat_loading").css('display', "none");
//smjq("#dialog_chat").fadeIn("normal");
smjq("#tempsaying").css('display', "");
var dat = eval("("+data+")");
if(el == 'getnotice'){
chuncaiSay(dat.notice);
setFace(1);
}else if(el == 'showlifetime'){
BirthDay=new Date(dat.showlifetime);//建站日期
today=new Date();
timeold=(today.getTime()-BirthDay.getTime());
sectimeold=timeold/1000
secondsold=Math.floor(sectimeold);
msPerDay=24*60*60*1000
e_daysold=timeold/msPerDay
daysold=Math.floor(e_daysold);
e_hrsold=(daysold-e_daysold)*-24;
hrsold=Math.floor(e_hrsold);
e_minsold=(hrsold-e_hrsold)*-60;
minsold=Math.floor((hrsold-e_hrsold)*-60);
seconds=Math.floor((minsold-e_minsold)*-60);
chuncaiSay("我已经与主人 一起生存了 "+daysold+" 天 "+hrsold+" 小时 "+minsold+" 分钟 "+seconds+" 秒的快乐时光啦~*^_^*");
}else if(el == 'talking'){
var talkcon = smjq("#talk").val();
var i = in_array(talkcon, dat.ques);
var types = typeof(i);
if(types != 'boolean'){
chuncaiSay(dat.ans[i]);
setFace(2);
}else{
chuncaiSay('.......................嗯?');
setFace(3);
}
clearInput();
}else if(el == 'foods'){
var str='';
var arr = dat.foods;
var preg = /function/;
for(var i in arr){
if(arr[i] != '' && !preg.test(arr[i]) ){
str +='<ul id="f'+i+'" class="eatfood" onclick="eatfood(this.id)">'+arr[i]+'</ul>';
}
}
chuncaiSay(str);
}else if(el = "eatsay"){
var str = dat.eatsay[id];
chuncaiSay(str);
setFace(2);
}else if(el = "talkself"){
var arr = dat.talkself;
return arr;
}
},
error: function(){
chuncaiSay('好像出错了,是什么错误呢...请联系管理猿');
}
});
}

function in_array(str, arr){
for(var i in arr){
if(arr[i] == str){
return i;
}
}
return false;
}

var timenum;
var tol=0;
//10分钟后页面没有响应就停止活动
var goal = 10*60;
function setTime(){
tol++;
//document.body.innerHTML(tol);
timenum = window.setTimeout("setTime('"+tol+"')", 1000);
if(parseInt(tol) == parseInt(goal)){
stopTalkSelf();
closeChuncaiMenu();
closeNotice();
closeInput();
chuncaiSay("主人跑到哪里去了呢....");
setFace(3);
stoptime();
}
}
function stoptime(){
if(timenum){
clearTimeout(timenum);
}
}
var talktime = 0;
//设置自言自语频率(单位:秒)
var talkself = 60;
var talkobj;
var tsi = 0;
var talkself_arr = [
["白日依山尽,黄河入海流,欲穷千里目,更上.....一层楼?", "1"],
["我看见主人熊猫眼又加重了!", "3"],
["我是不是很厉害呀~~?", "2"],
["5555...昨天有个小孩子跟我抢棒棒糖吃.....", "3"],
["昨天我好像看见主人又在众人之前卖萌了哦~", "2"]
];

function talkSelf(talktime){
talktime++;
var yushu = talktime%talkself;
if(parseInt(yushu) == parseInt(9)){
closeChuncaiMenu();
closeNotice();
closeInput();
tsi = Math.floor(Math.random() * talkself_arr.length + 1)-1;
chuncaiSay(talkself_arr[tsi][0]);
setFace(talkself_arr[tsi][1]);
}
talkobj = window.setTimeout("talkSelf("+talktime+")", 1000);
}
function stopTalkSelf(){
if(talkobj){
clearTimeout(talkobj);
}
}
function arrayShuffle(arr){
var result = [],
len = arr.length;
while(len--){
result[result.length] = arr.splice(Math.floor(Math.random()*(len+1)),1);
}
return result;
}


function typeWords() {
var p = 1;
var str = weichuncai_text.substr(0,_typei);
var w = weichuncai_text.substr(_typei,1);
if(w=="<"){
str += weichuncai_text.substr(_typei,weichuncai_text.substr(_typei).indexOf(">")+1);
p= weichuncai_text.substr(_typei).indexOf(">")+1;
}
_typei+=p;
document.getElementById("tempsaying").innerHTML = str;
txtst = setTimeout("typeWords()",20);
if (_typei> weichuncai_text.length){
clearTimeout(txtst);
_typei = 0;
}
}

function setCookie(name, val, ex){
var times = new Date();
times.setTime(times.getTime() + ex);
if(ex == 0){
document.cookie = name+"="+val+";";
}else{
document.cookie = name+"="+val+"; expires="+times.toGMTString();
}
}

function getCookie(name){
var arr = document.cookie.match(new RegExp("(^| )"+name+"=([^;]*)(;|$)"));
if(arr != null) return unescape(arr[2]); return null;
}

{blogroot}/source/weichuncai/js/chuncai.json(这个地方可以自行配置)
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{
"notice": "欢迎来到我的新家,没想到在2024我会被人注意到,真幸福~~",
"ques": [
"早上好",
"中午好",
"下午好",
"晚上好",
"晚安"
],
"ans": [
"早上好~",
"中午好~",
"下午好~",
"晚上好~",
"晚安~"
],
"foods": [
"金坷垃",
"咸梅干"
],
"eatsay": [
"吃了金坷垃,一刀能秒一万八~!",
"吃咸梅干,变超人!哦耶~~~"
],
"showlifetime":"02-16-2024 15:30:00"
}

{blogroot}/source/weichuncai/js/chuncai.json(这个地方可以自行配置)
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var _about_path = "https://blog.sinzmise.top/about"; //你的关于页面地址
var _weichuncai_jsonpath = "/weichuncai/chuncai.json"; //chuncai.json的位置
var imagewidth = '85'; //人格长度
var imageheight = '152'; //人格高度
//设置人格的自言自语,前面的双引号是内容后面的双引号是人格表情,后面的1、2、3对应createFace设置的第几个表情
var talkself_arr = [
["白日依山尽,黄河入海流,欲穷千里目,更上.....一层楼?", "1"],
["我看见主人熊猫眼又加重了!", "3"],
["我是不是很厉害呀~~?", "2"],
["5555...昨天有个小孩子跟我抢棒棒糖吃.....", "3"]
];
//设置表情
createFace(
"https://dqapi.sininno.eu.org/weichuncai/skin/rakutori/face1.gif",
"https://dqapi.sininno.eu.org/weichuncai/skin/rakutori/face2.gif",
"https://dqapi.sininno.eu.org/weichuncai/skin/rakutori/face3.gif"
);

butterfly、anzhiyu主题引入:
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# Inject
# Insert the code to head (before '</head>' tag) and the bottom (before '</body>' tag)
# 插入代码到头部 </head> 之前 和 底部 </body> 之前
inject:
head:
# jQuery(必须在之前引入)
- <script src="https://cdn.bootcdn.net/ajax/libs/jquery/3.6.3/jquery.min.js"></script>
bottom:
# 主体
- <link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="/weichuncai/css/style.css">
- <script src="/weichuncai/js/jquery.js"></script>
- <script src="/weichuncai/js/common.js"></script>
- <script src="/weichuncai/wcc-config.js"></script>

后记

我为什么会将伪春菜定义为桌面精灵而不是桌宠?
是因为相比于桌宠来说,伪春菜比桌宠的功能还多得多
因此我即使开着虚拟桌宠模拟器,我有时也会开着伪春菜
ssp_OgKZgUjISo
(甚至我电脑卡的时候也会提醒我,虽然我电脑没有卡死QWQ)

还有,我之前看关于Kikka这篇文章,有一句话很吸引我:
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也据此可以看出,在2020年,伪春菜这个圈子越来越难活下去
更何况现在是2024。。。。。。

但不管怎么说,还是有人在用这个桌面精灵的,至少有我一个。。。。。。
后面我打算写个有关伪春菜的配置教程吧。。。。。。